I can live with dustbunnies and furbunnies and dust and fur and bunnies. What I can’t stand right now is clutter! Everywhere I look there is evidence of a struggle. A struggle with where to put the newly-purchased yarn and various craft supplies. A struggle with where to put the yarn I’m trying to offload via eBay until it sells. A struggle with what to do with the regular knickknacks while I have a few Christmas ones on the bookcase for the next couple of weeks. A struggle with where to store all the extra food I’ve been buying as if I were about to host a houseful of foreign exchange students.
In an 800-square-foot-ish apartment, it’s a constant struggle. I have more closet space here than I’ve had in some full-sized houses I’ve lived in, plus I have a garage with storage space galore. But, you can’t store yarn in a garage (well, you can, but you probably shouldn’t). Plus, I don’t like being in there in general as I always find a bug of some sort, and even when they’re dead they creep me out. Even with 2 hall closets, a pantry in the kitchen that I don’t keep food in, a walk-in closet in my bedroom, shelf storage in the laundry room, an outside closet on my balcony (again…bugs…ick), and the garage, I frequently feel like there’s nowhere to put anything.
You might say, “Get rid of it then!” And you’re right. I have been doing that. In early March (aka “The Good Ol’ Days”) I did a big purge through kitchen cabinets, bookcases, bathroom drawers, etc. A lot went, unfortunately, to the landfill, but a big bunch of stuff went into the trunk of my car to take to a donation site. And then IT happened. No one was taking anything anywhere, so the boxes and bags rode around in my back seat because I needed the trunk for when I picked up groceries at Walmart. A couple months ago I was feeling good about being around other humans (masked ones, from a distance), so I added a bag full of shoes, a bag full of shirts, and a bag full of yarn to what was in my car, and I took it all to the drop-off site. What a great feeling that was to get it out of my house. When I returned home and realized it didn’t even look like I’d removed anything, I was disheartened.
Please, don’t imply that I am a hoarder. I am not walking on top of squashed-down piles of fast food wrappers, with stacks of boxes and clothing about to topple over. I’m simply not good at putting things back where they live, and lately I’ve realized I’m running out of places for the new things to live. I’ve been in this apartment for over 8 years, and I’ve been alone so I can freely shop, which means I’ve filled up the various places things live.
In fact, thanks to the pandemic, I have pretty much purchased anything that pops into my head when I think I might need it. Since March I have acquired:
- A humidifier, as well as a fish that “swims” inside it to keep it clean – thought I had to have this so badly that I gave up a $2 “I can wait” credit on Amazon and took the free same-day delivery – that was a month ago – the directions about where to put it were daunting – can’t be near the wall, especially if you have wallpaper; needs to have a towel under it; shouldn’t be too close to you, especially when you’re sleeping – every flat, sturdy surface in my bedroom is excluded
- A new desk chair – which is now the chair my stuffed giraffe sits in in the corner of the living room – despite my extensive research, I managed to purchase an extremely cool-looking chair that cuts into the back of my leg near the back of my knee, even when I’m using:
- A footstool for under my desk
- New curtains for the living room – probably my favorite recent acquisition, along with some really innovative magnetic tie-backs
- 2 (cheap) quilt sets for the bed – 1 with a Christmas theme, as if I were going to entertain Santa or something
- 3 (yes, I said 3) blankets – I bought a blue sherpa-style that I and the animals fell in love with, so I had to get another one – bought a white one that I realized couldn’t really stay in constant use thanks to the animals – so then I bought a throw with an eyeglasses-wearing bear on it, just ’cause
- A new washing machine – thank GOD! – I babied the old one for well over a year, causing bigger water & electric bills than necessary, I’m sure
- A bacon press – which I’ve wanted for most of my life (seriously…I won’t eat bacon unless it’s as crisp as a potato chip), but it makes no sense to have now because I’m only making bacon for myself in the small pan, and the thing is too big to fit across the small pan, which means I have to dirty the big pan (I know…first world problem)
- A wine “pump” – I have no idea what it really does – sounded like a good way to keep wine fresh since I can’t drink a whole bottle by myself in one evening (really…I can’t) – but it pairs nicely with:
- A cup you can put in the freezer so your drink stays cold – but it really doesn’t – it sort of eliminates the need to have ice, but as slowly as I drink an alcoholic beverage, the ice still melts and the drink gets warm, and I end up wasting:
- A boatload of alcohol – I have purchased so many kinds and flavors of alcohol over the past 8 months because I’m trying to find the right combo that tastes like I bought a Slurpee but gives me a buzz without tasting the alcohol – my favorite are Daily’s frozen pouches (except the coconut one), but they are regularly sold out at Walmart (seems other folks are looking for an easy buzz too) – so I’ve purchased the popular hard seltzer drinks (ICK!) but have yet to find one that doesn’t taste like artificially-sweetened tin – one mildly successful trick is to mix the cherry-flavored Barefoot brand with a LOT of cranberry juice – I also have a bottle of vodka and various mixers (Fresca, orange Sunkist, Gatorade G2, and the aforementioned cranberry juice) and have made 1 or 2 not-quite-Slurpee-consistency frozen drinks – also have a couple of tiny bottles of white zinfandel and sparkling wines – and still none of it is yummy enough for me to consume, so it sits, in the fridge, waiting for the day when I can invite someone over and offer them a drink
- Also bought 2 soda “pumps” – they work great – but when I open one to pour a glass of Coke Zero from a 2-liter bottle, the sounds freaks out Tilly and she runs to her bed
- And a bunch of other random crap, from craft supplies to health & beauty products to still-unused baking mixes to now-freezer-burnt frozen foods
My latest obsession has also led to a spurt of buying. I discovered The Ornament Girls. There’s a free pattern for making a no-sew quilted ornament, but I didn’t stop there. I had to buy some of the classic patterns and some of the club patterns. I wanted them all! But, I settled for 3, and then I joined the digital pattern club. There’s also a kit club, which gets you the digital pattern and all the materials to make that month’s ornament. Unfortunately, demand is high and it takes a lot of time & effort to put together those kits, so they limit it and the club may not be open to new members when you first look, but they have a wait list, so sign up for that.
So, what’s so great about these ornaments? Well, during the pandemic, I have found them to be the most soothing craft to do. The simple folding of fabric, pinning it down, and ending up with a pretty ornament after a few hours is amazingly gratifying. Here are a few I’ve made:
I just mailed 4 additional ones for ornament swaps. I need to make 5 for work folks and another 5 to send to friends. It’s going to be a busy weekend!
In addition to having a new craft to play with, I got to shop for a lot of stuff. Ribbon; fabric; straight pins (4,000 from Amazon ’cause it takes 150-200 to make 1 ornament) and pins with colorful heads; decorative things like beads, bead caps, and charms. Oh, and foam balls. The smooth ones not the bumpy ones. And a thimble. You definitely need one of those. Thankfully, all of this stuff fits into a small plastic tote, which will fit into its own space on a shelf that I’ve already picked out for it. Unless I try to make some ornaments for sale, and then I guess I’ll have to keep looking at the tote.
One thing that I have been very good about not acquiring this year is yarn! After 2 years of shocking myself by the amount of yardage I bring in versus the amount I actually use in a year, I decided to really adhere to a yarn diet. For brief moments throughout 2020 I have been in the negative on my in/out spreadsheet. In The Good Ol’ Days, I really thought I might end the year in the negative, thanks to my Alexa plan (previous posts describe what that was) and a focus on making all the things. Well, by mid-May, I was not doing much besides watching TV. I was thinking about crocheting, but when I actually did the crocheting it wasn’t for long and it didn’t use up much yarn. While the rest of the world was making bread, learning new crafts, producing all sorts of creative things, I was watching murder shows on IDTV or old sitcoms via the Pluto TV app.
Then along came November, and the crafting bug hit. I put together THREE Advent packages for family, consisting of 25 gifts each, and many of them were homemade. I made those ornaments up there, plus the 4 not shown, and I worked on a few other crochet projects for the Indie Gift-A-Long and the Yarnathon.
So, although I doubt I’ll be in the negative on my spreadsheet by 12/31, it’s going to look a lot better than 50K in the positive, which is where I finished last year. In fact, I would probably finish just about 10K (or less) in the positive if it wasn’t for the big purchase I made at Eat.Sleep.Knit yesterday when everything in the store earned double yardage in the Yarnathon. I may have put a nice dent in the limit of one of my credit cards.
So, what is my plan, you ask? Well, I will be off of work from 12/23 through 1/1, and I want to be able to sit anywhere in my apartment and look around and NOT see clutter. That means I have 12 days to find a place to put all this stuff, and to keep it that way.
I will end this by saying that I am profoundly grateful to be able to buy things at this horrible time in our planet’s history. So many people don’t know where their next meal is coming from and can’t even think about buying luxury items like humidifiers and blankets and alcohol that doesn’t get consumed. I will say that I have also donated more items and more money than in previous years, but I could do more. Next time I’m tempted to buy something that I think I really need, I’ll instead find an Amazon wish list for a local charity and buy something from their list instead of mine.
Stay safe & healthy, everyone! There’s hope on the horizon.